Greatest Scientific Discovery Ever!!!!

Happy Thanksgiving!!! Let's have some fun with this one, hmmm:

Teenager - the "Ipod"
Father - the "Clicker"
Mother - the "Charge Card"

Actually, I would say the most important invention was ability to use electric power, since none of the above would exist without electricity.

John

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="2" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by MarkVitrone</i>
<br />Nominate and debate the greatest scientific discovery.
This is sort of my ode to the Thanksgiving Holiday. What discovery do you give thanks for?


Mark Vitrone
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote"> Well Mark, I will nominate, the zipper, the paper clip, a finger nail clipper and toilet paper. Anything else is debateable.
Best to all,
B. Smith

I see you have failed to read the memo on Toilet Paper. According to a learned man now serving in Iraq, there are three types of toilet paper:
1. "The Gold" Obviously refers to Charmin Gold, Three Ply and quilty soft.
2. "The Silver" Normal Charmin, not as good as Gold, but will do.

3. "The Striking Paper" Staple of every fine public restroom.

Cheers. Makes the song "Silver and Gold" from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer take on a hole new meaning. Pun intended.

Mark Vitrone

Good sex is the mother of invention! I therefore nominate Oooahh, inventor of the fake orgasm.